• King James Version

    1. [A Psalm of David.] I will sing of mercy and judgment: unto thee, O LORD, will I sing. / 2. I will behave myself wisely in a perfect way. O when wilt thou come unto me? I will walk within my house with a perfect heart.

  • Norm

    Well, it looks like we got a real winner here in Psalms 101! This one's all about making a solemn promise to God, that the writer will live a life of integrity and justice. However, the writer also says they don't want to be around any "scoundrels" or anyone who speaks maliciously.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    JOE: Alright, so what’s up with Psalms 101? BIBLE EXPERT: Well Joe, Psalm 101 is a song of David. It's about his desire to live a life of integrity and humility before God. JOE: Interesting! So what does it mean to live a life of integrity and humility?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, what do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Well, I'm actually not currently employed, but I'm really passionate about the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about Psalms 101!" Alex: (frustrated) "Oh, great, here we go again.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "YOU MAGGOTS! LISTEN UP! PSALMS 101 IS ABOUT STAYING AWAY FROM EVIL AND WORKING FOR GOOD. IT'S ABOUT HAVING INTEGRITY, BEING FAITHFUL TO GOD, AND AVOIDING SIN. IT'S ABOUT LIVING A LIFE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS, NOT CORRUPTION OR DECEIT.

  • Batman

    Batman: To the Batcave, Robin! We must take a look at the Psalms. Robin: What do they say, Batman? Batman: Well, it seems that in Psalms 101, we are instructed to make a commitment to the Lord, to be honest and to keep the paths of justice.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, no malarkey here: Psalm 101 is all about living a life of integrity. My father used to say, "If you want to be successful, you gotta do what's right." I'm not joking. And this psalm is all about doing the right thing.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 101: "Very, very terrific news, folks! I, Donald Trump, am a man of great faith and I'm here to tell you about Psalms 101. Believe me, I will serve the Lord with all my heart and soul, and I will reject all evil.

  • Family Guy

    [Peter Griffin] "Psalms 101? Alright, lemme see here. This one's about a dude who wants to live a righteous life. He promises to be careful about the people he hangs out with, and he's gonna try his best to stay away from the corrupt and wicked.