• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.] O LORD, thou hast searched me, and known {me}. / 2. Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off. / 3. Thou compassest my path and my lying down, and art acquainted {with} all my ways.

  • Norm

    "Psalms 139, Psalms 139. This chapter really goes all out, trying to prove to God that he's omnipresent and all-knowing. It's like, 'Hey God, you know me, right? You know where I am, what I'm thinking, what I'm doing.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's get into Psalms 139! I'm excited to hear what this one is all about. Bible Expert: Well, this Psalm is all about God's perfect knowledge of us. The psalmist speaks of how God knows all of our actions, even before we do them, and is always present with us, even in our darkest moments.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself, what do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Well, I'm a Bible enthusiast, and I'm currently studying the book of Psalms. For example, in Psalms 139 we learn that God knows us intimately and intimately cares for us, even when we don't know it ourselves.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP! PSALM 139! You will KNOW and UNDERSTAND God's KNOWLEDGE and DISCERNMENT! He knows where YOU are! He knows when YOU are! He KNOWS what YOU are thinking and doing! All creation is NOTHING compared to how well God KNOWS YOU! He KNOWS you inside and out! He has been with you from the MOMENT you were BORN! He is all around you! He is INFINITELY more powerful than you can even imagine! His thoughts are higher than the sky! He knows EVERYTHING about you! That's an ORDER! Now MOVE OUT!"

  • Batman

    (Batman and Robin are standing in the Batcave, looking at a computer monitor with a Bible passage on it.) Robin: Holy Scripture, Batman! It looks like this is Psalms 139. Batman: Indeed, Robin. Let us see what it says.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, c'mon, man! Here's the deal: Psalm 139 is a beautiful poem that praises God for his omniscience and omnipresence. It literally starts off by saying God knows all about us and is literally everywhere we go.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 139 is all about the amazing awesomeness of God and how He knows everything that is happening in our lives. He knows every thought we have, He knows every move we make, He knows every place we go.

  • Family Guy

    1-24. Peter: Alright, so this is Psalms 139:1-24. It's all about how God is all-knowing and everywhere. Lois: Wow, that's deep. So he knows what we're thinking and everything? Peter: Yeah, that's right.