• King James Version

    1. [Maschil of David; A Prayer when he was in the cave.] I cried unto the LORD with my voice; with my voice unto the LORD did I make my supplication. {Maschil...: or, A Psalm of David, giving instruction}

  • Norm

    "Well, this week's Bible chapter is Psalms 142. It's about a guy who is in a pretty deep hole and he's feeling pretty lonely. He's asking God to listen to him, because he's sure nobody else will. He's feeling pretty desperate, so he's calling out to God for help.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright! Welcome to the show everyone. Today we have a very special guest, a Bible Expert! Welcome to the show, sir. Expert: Thank you for having me, Joe. Joe: Absolutely! So, we're going to go through the Bible chapter by chapter, and today we're starting with Psalms 142.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible. I wanted to give you a quick summary of Psalms 142. Alex (sighing): Alright, if you must. Contestant: This Psalm is a prayer of David when he was in the cave.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Ya'll listen up! Psalms 142 is the story of David when he was in a cave, and he was crying out to God for help. He was feeling overwhelmed, and he was feeling powerless. He asked God to watch over him and lead him in the right direction.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Psalm, Batman! It looks like David was in a pickle! Batman: That's right, Robin. He was in a narrow pit, with no way out. Joker: I know how he feels! Heh heh heh! Batman: He cries out to the Lord for help, and the Lord hears his plea.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: I'm literally in the depths of despair, and I'm not joking. That's why I'm crying out to the Lord. I'm in trouble, and I need him to rescue me. C'mon, man, I'm not gonna lie - I feel like I'm stuck in a pit, and I can't get out.

  • Donald Trump

    Many people are saying that Psalms 142 is an amazing chapter! It tells the story of David, who was in a sad! situation that many such cases could relate to. He was feeling down and alone, but he reached out to God for help and God blessed America by helping him with his troubles.

  • Family Guy

    Peter (as narrator): So, uh, we've reached Psalms, chapter 142. Let's get this party started. Stewie (as Psalmist): I cry to the Lord with my voice; with my voice to the Lord I make my supplication.