• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician, {A Psalm} of David, to bring to remembrance.] {Make haste}, O God, to deliver me; make haste to help me, O LORD. {to help...: Heb. to my help} / 2. Let them be ashamed and confounded that seek after my soul: let them be turned backward, and put to confusion, that desire my hurt.

  • Norm

    Norm MacDonald here with the summary of Psalms 70. In this chapter, we have a plea for God to help out with some stuff. The author is asking for forgotten debts to be paid, enemies to be put in their place and for a speedy rescue from danger.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what’s going on in Psalms 70? Bible Expert: Well, it’s a psalm of David asking God to hasten and save him from his enemies. Joe: Wow, so he’s really in a tough spot, huh? Bible Expert: Yeah, he’s asking God to come quickly and rescue him from those who are trying to harm him.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I thought it might be fun to summarize Psalms 70. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright, if you must. So, what does Psalms 70 say?

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION! This here is Psalms 70! It's a prayer for help from King David! He's in trouble and needs God's help! He's asking for rescue and protection from his enemies, and for God to show his glory and to remember his faithfulness! He wants God to be quick about it and help him right away! HE WANTS TO BE SAVED! That's Psalms 70! Dismissed!

  • Batman

    Batman: Another day, another Psalm! This one's Psalm 70! Robin: That's right, Batman. It looks like it's all about a man asking God for help. Joker: Ha ha ha! We all need help sometimes, don't we, chums?

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. I'm gonna tell you about Psalms 70. Back in the day, my father used to say, "When you read the Bible, you'll find so much truth." Well, folks, I'm not joking! Psalms 70 is no exception.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalm 70 is a terrific chapter in the Bible and many people are saying it is one of the best! In it, God's people plead with him to save them from their enemies. They ask him to be their help and shield, to deliver them from the wicked, and to make them great again.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alrighty, so this is Psalms 70. Let me break it down for ya. Lois: Okay, shoot. Peter: So, the psalmist starts off by saying “Hasten, O God, to save me; come quickly, Lord, to help me.” Then they go on to say “Let those who seek my life be put to shame and confusion; let those who plot my ruin be turned back in dismay.