Batman: Another day, another Psalm! This one's Psalm 70!
Robin: That's right, Batman. It looks like it's all about a man asking God for help.
Joker: Ha ha ha! We all need help sometimes, don't we, chums?
Batman: Not from you, Joker! Now, let's hear what this Psalm is all about. It starts off with a prayer for help--the man is asking God to hurry to his aid and save him from his enemies.
Robin: He's also asking for God to make his enemies ashamed and embarrassed.
Catwoman: Ooh, I like that! Nothing like a good dose of embarrassment to make your enemies feel small.
Riddler: And then the man promises to praise and glorify God for all eternity.
Penguin: Sounds like a good plan. I'm sure God appreciates the sentiment!
Batman: That's right, Penguin. The man is confident that God will answer his prayer and show him mercy.
Robin: And the man is also sure that God will rescue him in his time of need.
Joker: Well, that's all well and good, but I'm sure glad I don't need help from some higher power!
Batman: Don't count on it, Joker!