Batman: "Well, Robin, the Book of Psalms is a collection of songs, poems, and prayers. And today, we're looking at Psalm 1!"
Robin: "Gosh, Batman, what does it say?"
Batman: "It says that the righteous person is like a tree planted by streams of water, which yields its fruit in its season and its leaf does not wither. In all that they do, they prosper."
Joker: "Ha-Ha! What a bunch of pious hogwash!"
Batman: "No, Joker, it's an important lesson about the rewards of a life of faith and righteousness. The ungodly, however, are not like that. They are like chaff that the wind drives away."
Robin: "Golly, so what should we do, Batman?"
Batman: "We should strive to be like that tree planted by the water, Robin! That's what Psalm 1 is all about!"
Joker: "You two are so serious, it's making me sick! Anyway, I'm outta here!" (Joker exits)
Batman: "Come on, Robin, let's go see what else this book of Psalms has to offer!"