1-9

Batman: *reading from the Bible* “Why do you boast of evil, O mighty man? The steadfast love of God endures all day. Your tongue plots destruction, like a sharp razor, you worker of deceit. You love evil more than good, and lying more than speaking what is right. Selah. You love all words that devour, O deceitful tongue. But God will break you down forever; he will snatch and tear you from your tent; he will uproot you from the land of the living. Selah. The righteous will see and fear, and laugh at him, saying, ‘See the man who would not make God his refuge, but trusted in the abundance of his wealth and sought refuge in his own destruction!’”

Robin: Wow, Batman, that sure sounds like something the villains would say!

Joker: *chuckles* That’s because it is! Ha ha ha! It’s a warning to all evildoers like me!

Batman: Indeed it is, Joker. The Bible is full of warnings for those who choose evil over good. We must all remember that God is always watching and will bring justice to those who do wrong.

Catwoman: *rolling her eyes* Yeah, yeah, we get it. No need to preach to us.

Batman: Well, I suppose there’s no harm in giving a reminder every now and then. Besides, we must all be vigilant and remember that God is always watching.

Joker: *scoffing* Yeah, yeah, we’ll keep that in mind. *rolls his eyes*