Batman: Holy Hymns, Robin! We're reading from Psalms 69 today.
Robin: What does it say?
Catwoman: It's an impassioned plea to God for help and deliverance.
Joker: Oh, great! What kind of help?
Batman: It says, "Save me, O God, for the waters have threatened my life. I have sunk in the miry depths, and there is no foothold."
Robin: Wow, that's a tough situation!
Riddler: What else does it say?
Batman: It says, "I am weary with my crying; my throat is parched. My eyes fail, looking for my God."
Penguin: Sounds like a real pickle!
Catwoman: It says, "I have become a stranger to my brothers and an alien to my own family."
Joker: Aww, poor guy!
Robin: What do you think he'll do?
Batman: It says, "But as for me, I will cry to You, O Lord. In the morning You will hear my voice."
Riddler: Sounds like he's got a plan!
Penguin: And what does he want from God?
Batman: It says, "Save me from sinking in the mire, and let me be delivered from my enemies."
Catwoman: He's asking for a miracle!
Joker: Let's see if he gets it!