Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know you a bit more, contestant. What do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, Alex, I don't do any one job, but lately I've been spending a lot of time studying the Bible and I wanted to share with you what I've learned.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, what have you learned?

Contestant: Well, Psalms 69 is all about God's compassion and salvation. It talks about how God hears the cries of the oppressed and saves them, bringing them out of trouble. It also talks about how God forgives and is merciful to those who repent, and how He will punish the wicked.

Alex Trebek: (sighs again) Okay...let's try to move on to something else now. What other hobbies do you have?

Contestant: Well, I also like to study the Bible, and in fact I wanted to tell you about what I learned in Psalms 70.

Alex Trebek: (annoyed) No, no, let's talk about something else. How about sports? Do you like sports?