Alex Trebek: "So, what's your favorite hobby?"

Contestant: "Well, I like to read, and I've been reading through the Bible. I'm currently up to Psalm 54."

Alex Trebek: "Oh, um, that's interesting. So, what's the gist of that chapter?"

Contestant: "Well, it's a song of praise to God. The psalmist acknowledges God's help in times of trouble, and asks for protection from God's enemies. The psalmist also calls for God to bring justice to those who oppose Him."

Alex Trebek: *groans* "Ok, sure. Moving on, what inspires you in your daily life?"

Contestant: "I'm inspired by the Bible. For example, in Psalm 54 it says 'I will give thanks to the Lord with my whole heart.'"

Alex Trebek: *sighs* "Right. Let's see, what's your favorite sport?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm actually more inspired by the Bible than I am by sports. For example, in Psalm 54 it says 'He has delivered me from all my fears.'"

Alex Trebek: *exasperated* "Ugh, ok, look, I think we should move on and talk about something else. What do you like to do in your free time?"

Contestant: "I like to read and study the Bible. In Psalm 54 it says 'I will sacrifice a freewill offering to you; I will praise your name, O Lord, for it is good.'"

Alex Trebek: *sighs heavily* "Well, I guess we can talk about that. Tell me more about this Psalm 54."