Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I was just reading Psalms 51 today and I'd like to tell you a bit about it.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Oh...okay. What is it about?

Contestant: Psalms 51 is a prayer for forgiveness from God. David, the author, has committed a great sin and he is asking God to forgive him. He pleads for a clean heart and a right spirit, and for joy and gladness to be restored to him.

Alex Trebek (rolling his eyes): Right. Well, is there anything else you'd like to tell me?

Contestant: Yes, David also asks God to teach him wisdom, and to create a clean heart within him. He also pleads for the Lord's mercy and for God to blot out his transgressions.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Great. If that's all, let's move on.