Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself!"

Contestant: "Well, Alex, I am passionate about the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about Psalms 87!"

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] "Alright, let's hear it."

Contestant: "Psalms 87 is a song of praise to God's city, Jerusalem. In the Psalm, the city is described as being established by God on the holy mountain. It is a city of joy and rejoicing, and it is a place where people of all nations come to worship God. It is a place of beauty, and it is known for its righteousness and justice. At the end of the Psalm, the writer expresses his hope that God's name will be praised in the city forever."

Alex Trebek: [Rolls his eyes] "That's... great. Anything else?"

Contestant: "Well, Alex, I could go on and tell you about the rest of the Bible if you'd like!"

Alex Trebek: [Stops himself from groaning] "No, no, that's alright. Let's move on to something else."