Alex: Alright, so tell us a little bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I just read the Bible, and I'd like to summarize it.

Alex: *sighs* That's nice, but why don't you tell us something more interesting?

Contestant: Okay, Psalms 43 is all about the struggle of trusting in God in the face of adversity. It starts with the psalmist asking God to send him help, and for God to lead him to his holy house, as he is in distress. He also calls out for God to judge his enemies and clear his name from false accusations.

Alex: *with a resigned tone* Alright, if you insist...