Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing Psalms 24 from the Bible.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] OK, go ahead.

Contestant: The psalm starts by asking who is worthy to enter the Lord’s house. It then goes on to say that only those with clean hands and pure hearts may do so. The psalmist also speaks of the glory of the Lord and how he is the Creator of the heavens and the earth. He then goes on to say that the Lord is the King of glory and that it is he who is worthy to enter his house. In the end, the psalmist declares that the Lord will bless those who belong to him.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Right, so what else do you want to tell me about yourself?