Alex Trebek: Alright, so now that we know a bit about you, why don't you tell me a bit about your interests?

Contestant: Well, I actually love to read the Bible.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Okay, fine. Let's hear it. What can you tell me about the Bible?

Contestant: Well, I can tell you about Psalms 143. It's a short psalm that talks about the need for God's help, and the importance of being truthful and honoring God. The psalmist calls out to God to hear his prayer and to show him favor. He expresses his need for guidance and his hope that God will hear him. The psalmist also asks God to teach him to do what is right and to be mindful of His statutes. The psalm ends with a prayer for deliverance and a plea for God to save him from his enemies.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Alright, moving on...