Alex Trebek: Alright, so, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Bible lately and I'm really enjoying it.

Alex Trebek: Oh, uh, that's great! Tell me more.

Contestant: Well, this week I read Psalms 46, which talks about how God is our refuge and strength in times of trouble. It says that even if mountains fall and the seas roar, we can take refuge in God and He will protect us.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Yes, that's all very nice, but can we talk about something else?