Alex Trebek: So, what brings you here on Jeopardy today?

Contestant: Well, I'm here to talk about the Bible!

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Ugh, not again. Okay, what about it?

Contestant: Well, this is the summary of Psalms 56:

The psalmist is asking God to remember his plight and to save him from his enemies. He asks God to be merciful and to keep a record of all their wrongdoings. The psalmist pleads with God to show His faithfulness and to deliver him from danger. In the end, he declares his trust in God and his commitment to praise Him no matter what happens.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Right. Well, I'm sure you have some other interests that don't involve the Bible?