Alex Trebek: Alright, so...tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I thought I'd share a summary of Psalms 58!

Alex Trebek (sighing): Okay, if you must.

Contestant: Sure! So Psalms 58 starts off with a question from the psalmist - why do the wicked prosper? This is followed by a statement that justice will be served and the wicked will be punished for their deeds. The psalmist then goes on to describe the ways in which the wicked will be judged and the consequences they will suffer. He calls on God to protect the righteous and to ensure justice is served. Finally, the psalmist expresses his confidence in God's justice and mercy.

Alex Trebek (rolling his eyes): Alright, moving along...