Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, if you want to hear about the Bible, I can summarize Psalms 9.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) I suppose so.

Contestant: Psalm 9 is a song of praise and thanksgiving to God for His justice and mercy. It's a reminder to the people of God that He is always in control and that He will always triumph over evil in the end.

Alex Trebek: Interesting. Anything else?

Contestant: Sure! The psalmist also expresses his trust in the Lord, his confidence in His protection, and his joy in His presence. He calls on the Lord to remember His promises to the Israelites, and to show mercy to the afflicted.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) Alright, I think I've heard enough.