Alex: Alright, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'd like to start off by summarizing Psalms 103!

Alex: (sighs) Ok, go ahead.

Contestant: Psalms 103 starts off by extolling God's greatness and mercy, and thanking Him for His countless blessings. It encourages us to bless the Lord and to forget our troubles, for He is gracious and compassionate, slow to anger and abounding in love. He does not punish us for our sins, but He does remember our transgressions no more. He gives us what our hearts desire and redeems our lives from destruction. He crowned us with loving-kindness and tender mercy and satisfies our desires with good things. He has compassion on us and pardons our sins.

Alex: (trying to change the subject) Uh, that's nice. So, what do you do for a living?