Peter: Alright, I'm gonna give a rundown of Psalm 103.
Lois: Peter, do you think this is really necessary?
Peter: Hey, I'm trying to make Bible study fun, Lois! Anyways, according to Psalm 103, God's love and mercy are without end, and He pardons all our sins and heals all our diseases.
Stewie: Oh, like the time I got the flu and had to stay home from school?
Lois: Stewie, that's not exactly what the Psalm is talking about.
Stewie: Oh, so like the time I got the measles and had to stay home from school?
Peter: No, Stewie, not quite. It's saying that God will forgive all of our sins and heal us from our spiritual illnesses. Kind of like when Dr. Hartman cured me of my Star Wars addiction.
Brian: Wow, that's a pretty powerful message.
Peter: Yeah, and it also says that God is like a father to us and will show us compassion. It's like when we all took care of Meg after that embarrassing incident at school.
Lois: Alright, so God is like a loving father to all of us.
Peter: Yup, and the Psalm also says that God's love and mercy are eternal, like Meg's crush on that Justin Bieber lookalike.