(Peter Griffin): Alright, so in Psalms chapter 80, there's this plea to God to restore the Israelites to their former glory. It's like God's a farmer and the Israelites are his vine that he planted. Then God's anger comes and he destroys the vine, but he still wants it to flourish.

(Lois Griffin): Wow, so much for a pep talk!

(Stewie Griffin): Yeah, it's like God's saying "You can do it, little vine! You can make it!"

(Brian Griffin): I think it's a metaphor for how God wants us to stay faithful and obedient to him.

(Meg Griffin): Oh great, so it's like a pep talk from God...but with a lot of fire and brimstone.

(Cleveland Brown): Ugh, I don't know if I'm up for this.

(Quagmire): Hey, if it's a boring psalm, just throw in a few "Love Boat" references and it'll be right as rain!