Peter (as narrator): Alrighty everyone, it's time for a Bible study! This week, we're looking at Psalms 45.

Lois: Oh boy!

Stewie: Oh, so it's one of those chapters!

Peter: That's right, Stewie. This one's about a king and his bride. The king is beautiful, and he's got a lot of nice things to say to his bride.

Stewie: Is he talking about me?!

Brian: No, he's talking about the King of Israel.

Peter: Right. He's saying she's beautiful and that her dress is like a rainbow. He also says that she should be happy because she's a queen.

Lois: Wow, that's really nice!

Stewie: Yeah, I guess. But where are the pop culture references?

Peter: Well, he says that the king's throne is like a garden, and his robes are like a river flowing with justice.

Lois: I don't get it.

Peter: Think about the old TV show, The Love Boat.

Stewie: Ah, I see! The captain's throne is like a garden, and his robes are like a river flowing with justice! Got it!