Peter: Alright, let's start with Psalms 55. It's about this dude, David, who's feeling really down and scared cuz his enemies are coming after him. He's asking God to protect him, and to make his enemies pay.

Lois: Oh no! That sounds terrible!

Stewie: Well, that's what you get for entering the Kingdom of David and trying to take over! I mean, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime!

Brian: Right, and David's prayer isn't just about revenge. He's also asking God to take away his worries and his fear.

Peter: Yeah, he's asking God to be his safe haven, and to just hold him and make it all better.

Lois: That's so sweet!

Stewie: Yeah, and then he asks God to send down lightning from the sky and smite his enemies, like he did in the Bible video game I just started playing.

Brian: *sigh* Yeah, that's pretty much the gist of it.