Peter: Alright, so this Psalms 34 says, “I will bless the Lord at all times: his praise shall continually be in my mouth.”

Lois: That’s nice.

Brian: Yeah, but then it gets kinda weird. It says “my soul shall make her boast in the Lord: the humble shall hear thereof, and be glad.”

Stewie: Wait, what? Did you say "boast in the Lord?" Sounds like something Kanye West would say.

Lois: *sighs*

Peter: Anyway, it goes on to say, “O magnify the Lord with me and let us exalt his name together.”

Cleveland: Hmm, I don’t know about that. It sounds like something out of a Disney movie, like Beauty and the Beast.

Quagmire: Right? I mean, I know it’s an important religious text and all, but it’s a bit too cheesy for me.

Lois: Well, it does say “I sought the Lord and he heard me, and delivered me from all my fears.” That part is pretty nice.

Peter: Yeah, it sounds like something from a movie. Like, I don’t know, Braveheart.

Brian: Well, it also says “The angel of the Lord encampeth round about them that fear him, and delivereth them.” That part is kinda cool.

Lois: Yeah, like something out of The Lord of the Rings.

Stewie: Right? I mean, it’s still a bit cheesy, but it’s definitely a classic.