[Peter] "Oh boy, it's time to read Psalms 38! So, according to this, it's all about the narrator being in pain and asking God to help him. He's saying that his enemies are attacking him, and his guilt and sin is all weighing down on him. But, in the end, he still trusts in God and knows that He will help him."

[Brian] "Oh, so it's like when I got my MBA and all the other dogs were coming after me, but I knew that if I just believed in myself, I could come out on top. Y'know, like that movie 'Beverly Hills Chihuahua'?"

[Lois] "Uhh, maybe. But this is actually a lot more serious. He's asking God to heal his broken heart and save him from his enemies."

[Chris] "Oh yeah, I guess it kinda makes sense. Kinda like when I was trying to get into that cool club but the bouncer kept denying me. I knew if I just prayed hard enough, I'd eventually get in. Just like in 'Old School!'"

[Stewie] "Ugh, enough of this pop culture nonsense. The point is, the narrator is asking God to save him from his enemies, his guilt and his pain. He knows that only God can save him, and that's why he's asking for help. The end. Now can someone get me a juice box?"