Peter (as narrator): So, uh, we've reached Psalms, chapter 142. Let's get this party started.

Stewie (as Psalmist): I cry to the Lord with my voice; with my voice to the Lord I make my supplication.

Brian (as Psalmist): I pour out my complaint before Him; I tell before Him my trouble.

Stewie: When my spirit was overwhelmed within me, then thou knewest my path.

Brian: In the way wherein I walk they have hidden a snare for me.

Stewie: Look on my right hand and see, for there is no one who knows me.

Brian: Refuge has failed me; no one cares for my soul.

Stewie: I cried out to thee, O Lord; I said, "Thou art my refuge, my portion in the land of the living."

Brian: Attend to my cry, for I am brought very low; deliver me from my persecutors, for they are stronger than I.

Peter (as narrator): So that was Psalms, chapter 142. Whoa, that was like a real-life episode of "Game of Thrones"!

Quagmire (as wise sage): And don't forget, if you ever need a break from all the religious stuff, just turn on the tube and watch some "Family Guy"!