Peter: Alright guys, so Psalms 23 starts off with this guy, like, totally chillin' with the Lord and being like, "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want."

Lois: Huh, that's deep. So, what else is going on?

Peter: Well, it gets deeper. He's like, “He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.”

Cleveland: Whoa, that's like that Adam Sandler movie, 'The Waterboy!'

Peter: Yeah, totally! But anyways, so the Lord is like, “He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.”

Stewie: Oh, like in 'The Princess Bride' when Fezzik says, "Don't be so frightened, nothing is going to harm you!"

Peter: Yeah, kinda like that. But, then the Lord's like, “Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.”

Brian: Wow. That's like that scene in 'A Christmas Story' when Ralphie says, "I want an official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!"