Peter: Alright, we're gonna need a Bible for this one. I got a copy of the Psalms here. Alright, lemme see what it says here in Psalm 81.

Lois: Oh Peter, I didn't know you were so religious!

Peter: Oh yeah, I'm like the Pope, but more interesting.

Brian: *rolls eyes*

Peter: Alright, so it says here that God is calling out to Israel and the people of Judah and he's asking them to clap their hands in joy and shout out to him with a loud voice. He's also reminding them of all the times he's helped them in the past and telling them to trust in him.

Stewie: Sounds like a pretty good rap verse.

Peter: I guess so, Stewie. Then God says that if the people do what he says, he'll give them the best food and make sure they never go hungry. He also says that if the people reject him, he'll make them face the consequences.

Lois: Wow, sounds like a pretty serious warning.

Peter: Yeah, but it also sounds like God's just trying to look out for his people.

Brian: I guess it's like that old saying, "God helps those who help themselves."

Peter: You got it, Brian. Alright, well that's the end of Psalm 81.