Peter: Alright, so this is Psalms 15. It's all about who's worthy of living in the Lord's presence, and all the qualities that person must have.

Lois: Yah, like, being blameless and honest, having no slanderous talk, not taking bribes, and not lending money with interest.

Brian: Okay, but what about the pop culture references?

Peter: Well, it says that the person must be faithful to their covenant, even if it's something as serious as the covenant between Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black.

Lois: Yeah, and it says they should not take advantage of their neighbor or spread malicious gossip, like the trash that Kim Kardashian posts on her Instagram.

Brian: Alright, so the person must also keep their word, even if it's as big of a promise as the one Tom Cruise made to Katie Holmes when they got married.

Peter: That's right. And they must also treat others with respect, like the way you'd treat one of the Beatles when you meet them.

Lois: Yeah, and it says that the person must also be generous and compassionate, like the way Oprah Winfrey gives out cars to her audience.

Brian: Alright, so if you have all these qualities, then you'll be worthy of living in the Lord's presence.