Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I thought I'd tell you about Psalms 38.

Alex Trebek: Oh no, not this again. Every time I try to get to know someone, it turns into a Bible study!

Contestant: Don't worry, I'll be brief! Psalms 38 is a lamentation of the psalmist, David, who cries out to God in his distress. He talks about his physical and emotional pain, his enemies and the people who are speaking evil against him. He begs God to save him from his troubles and to have mercy on him. David ends the psalm with a prayer of faith, trusting that God will answer his cries.

Alex Trebek: *sighs heavily* Well, at least you kept it brief this time. Let's move onto something else.