Alex Trebek: So tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I thought it might be fun to summarize Psalms 70.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright, if you must. So, what does Psalms 70 say?

Contestant: Psalms 70 is a prayer for help and deliverance from enemies. The writer pleads to God for a speedy rescue, asking God to remember him and not to let his enemies rejoice over him. The writer also expresses his faith that God will answer his prayer and vindicate him.

Alex Trebek: [sighs again] Okay, so what else do you like to talk about?