Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, actually I'm a Biblical scholar.

Alex Trebek (with a sigh): Alright, if you must...tell me about Psalms 80.

Contestant: Psalms 80 is a prayer of supplication. It begins with a plea to the God of Israel to restore the nation and to lead the people with the same strength and power that God showed in the past. The psalm then calls on God to bring back the nation’s prosperity and glory, and to provide protection against its enemies. The psalm ends with a plea for mercy and a reminder that God is the source of all help.

Alex Trebek (banging his head against the podium): Please, can we talk about something else for once?