Alex Trebek: "So, tell me about yourself. What do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm actually a student of the Bible. I like to summarize Bible chapters to stay sharp on my scripture knowledge. Wanna hear one?"

Alex Trebek (sighing): "Um, sure. What chapter?"

Contestant: "Psalms 102. It's a prayer of one afflicted, growing weak and fainting through sorrow. The writer pleads before the Lord, asking Him to hear his prayer and have pity on him. He says the Lord is to him like a rock and fortress, and that the Lord will bring down the wicked and save the afflicted. The writer also prays for Jerusalem, asking that the Lord rebuild it soon, and that all nations may come to worship there. Lastly, the writer says that the Lord's name will endure forever and that His fame will be declared to all generations."

Alex Trebek (trying to contain his frustration): "That was, uh, very informative. Anything else you'd like to share about yourself?"