Alex: "So, tell me a little about yourself!"

Contestant: "Well, I've been really interested in the Bible lately and I wanted to share a summary of one of the chapters with you. Psalm 4!"

Alex: [Sighs] "Oh, okay. What does it say?"

Contestant: "It starts by talking about how we should all turn to God in prayer and supplication, and how we should seek his protection from those who are trying to do us harm. The psalmist then encourages us to offer sacrifices to God with a pure heart and to trust in Him. He goes on to say that those who trust in God will experience joy and peace, and will eventually be rewarded in the afterlife."

Alex: [Rolling eyes] "That's...interesting. So, do you have any hobbies?"

Contestant: "Yes! I also love to read the Bible. In fact, I was just going to tell you about Psalm 5 next!"

Alex: [Groans] "Oh, okay. If you must...What does it say?"