Alex: So, tell me about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I wanted to share a bit of it with you. In particular, I wanted to talk about Psalms 5.

Alex (sighing): Oh, okay. Tell me about that.

Contestant: In this chapter, King David is asking God to hear his prayer, even though he knows God's eyes are on the wicked, who he calls out to God to judge. He also asks God to guide him in the right path, and to protect him from those who seek to do him harm.

Alex (trying to stay positive): Interesting. Is there anything else?

Contestant: Yes, he also praises God for His mercy and faithfulness, and for his willingness to accept the prayers of the righteous. He ends the chapter with a prayer of thanks and a promise to sing praises to God.

Alex (rolled eyes): Great. Anything else?

Contestant: That's about it.

Alex (exasperated): Right. Well, I suppose that's enough about the Bible. Tell me about something else.