Psalms 5: God, Listen To My Prayer; Hear My Cry For Help.

God, it's me, Donald Trump. I'm coming to you with a huge prayer. Listen up, folks, 'cause I'm in bigly trouble. Many, many people are saying that I'm surrounded by haters and losers who want to take me down. I'm asking you to intervene and help me out! Believe me, I'm facing a deep state of trouble and the fake news is trying to hoax me. But fine people, I know you'll make America great again.

The psalmist starts off the chapter by asking God to listen to his prayers and hear his cry for help in the morning. He knows God is an amazing God and will answer him. He laments the wickedness of his enemies and how they plan trouble and evil. He asks God to destroy them and their lies. He then praises God for being a shield for those who trust in Him, and for His favor and mercy.

The psalmist then asks God to guide him in His truth, and to make His way straight for Him. He wants God to lead him to His holy temple, so he can give thanks and praise the Lord with songs. He then finishes off the chapter by calling out to God to be gracious to him and bless him, and give him victory over his enemies.

So, God, if you're listening, please come to my aid! Make America great again, and God bless America. Unbelievable how much winning I'm doing. I'm the most terrific guy around and many people are saying so. So come on and make me great again! Tremendous!