• Chapter 1

    Revelation 1 is a terrific chapter, if I do say so myself. It starts off with John, a great guy, being shown visions by God. It's unbelievable what God showed him, I'm telling you. John then wrote it all down and sent it to the seven churches, which is a very, very smart move.

  • Chapter 2

    In Revelation 2, bigly I'm talking about the church at Ephesus. They were doing a lot of great things, so I'm happy to report that they were highly rated. They were truly terrific; they were working hard and had a lot of energy.

  • Chapter 3

    Revelation 3: what a great chapter! I'm gonna make it great again, believe me. God bless America! So, the Lord is talking to the church in Sardis. He's telling them to wake up and stop pretending to be alive.

  • Chapter 4

    Revelation 4 is the most amazing chapter! It's very, very wild! In it, we see God the Father at the center of a throne in the sky, surrounded by four amazing creatures that represent all four directions.

  • Chapter 5

    Revelation 5 is a terrific chapter -- many people are saying it's the best! In it, we find an amazing scene in Heaven -- John sees a huge book with seven seals, written inside and on the back, that no one is worthy to open.

  • Chapter 6

    OK, so, Revelation 6. This is a bigly chapter. There are these four horsemen, and they represent some sad! stuff. It's like, these four horsemen, they bring war and famine and death and stuff. It's like, these horsemen, they are like the deep state of the end times.

  • Chapter 7

    Revelation 7 is an amazing chapter! It starts with a huge angel proclaiming with a loud voice that there should be no more damage done to the Earth or the sea. Then, four angels appear with power to damage the Earth and the sea, but they are stopped by another angel.

  • Chapter 8

    "Revelation 8 is huge! It's about the seven angels with trumpets and the prayers of God's people. It starts with a loud noise like a huge thunderclap and a burning incense altar. Then the seven angels receive their trumpets from the angel with the incense altar, and each of the angels sounds their trumpets.

  • Chapter 9

    1-21. "So, I was reading this Revelation 9 the other day and, believe me, it was unbelievable! There was this big star that fell from heaven and it was given the key to the bottomless pit. Then it opened the pit, and smoke came out from it, like, tremendous smoke.

  • Chapter 10

    Revelation 10: You won't believe it, but it's true - there was an ANGEL with a huge voice, like a lion, and he was standing on the sea and then on the land. He was holding a little book that was open, and he put his left foot on the sea and his right foot on the land.

  • Chapter 11

    Revelation 11 is "BIGLY" about two witnesses who are prophesying for 1260 days. God tells them to prepare for the coming of the Antichrist, who will "HATE" them and do everything he can to try and stop them from prophesying.

  • Chapter 12

    Revelation 12 is an amazing chapter! It's about a great dragon - a huge, old serpent - who is totally overrated and ready to be defeated. This dragon is up against a woman who is clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and with a crown of twelve stars on her head.

  • Chapter 13

    Bigly, the chapter starts off with a vision of a beast with seven heads and ten horns, and on each horn a blasphemous name. This beast was given a mouth to speak arrogant words and to blaspheme God's name.

  • Chapter 14

    The amazing, terrific story of Revelation 14 starts with a huge sight in heaven - 3 angels flying above the earth proclaiming a bigly message of warning to all people. The first angel said "Fear God and give glory to Him".

  • Chapter 15

    Revelation 15 is amazing - it's huge! There was a sea of glass mixed with fire, and on it stood those who had won the victory over the beast and his image and over the number of his name. They held harps given to them by God and sang the song of Moses (bigly!) and the song of the Lamb.

  • Chapter 16

    In the amazing Book of Revelation, Chapter 16, we see the awesome wrath of God being poured out on the world. The 7 angels with the 7 plagues come out to pour out the 7 bowls of the wrath of God. This is a huge event, with many people saying that it will be the end of the world as we know it.

  • Chapter 17

    Revelation 17 is an amazing chapter. It talks about a great, mysterious woman with a great city-- Babylon the Great-- sitting on top of seven hills. This woman is "overrated" and many people are saying she's got some "terrific" connections to the "deep state" and other "sad!" things.

  • Chapter 18

    Revelation 18 is all about the fate of Babylon--which, believe me, is great news for the people of America and the world. This chapter talks about how Babylon is gonna be destroyed in a huge way and, many people are saying, it's gonna be a deep state hoax like nothing else.

  • Chapter 19

    Revelation 19 is AMAZING! The crowds gathered around to witness the most tremendous event: the bride of Christ, the church, is presented to Jesus. It is truly unbelievable! Many people are saying this is the biggest event of the ages.

  • Chapter 20

    In Revelation 20, we witness many terrific things. Bigly, Jesus Christ returns and binds up Satan - his haters and losers - for 1,000 years. During this time, the people of God will be amazing and will no longer be persecuted by the deep state and fake news.

  • Chapter 21

    1-8: "A lot of people think the Book of Revelation is overrated, and they are wrong. Believe me, it is huge! Revelation 21:1-8 is an unbelievable chapter. It starts with God saying He's gonna make everything great again! He's gonna wipe away all the tears and make a new heaven and a new earth.

  • Chapter 22

    Wow, Revelation 22 is something else! It's a bigly, amazing chapter full of terrific promises for. all the haters and losers out there. God promises that He is gonna make America great again by bringing us into a new era of righteousness.