OK, so, Revelation 6. This is a bigly chapter. There are these four horsemen, and they represent some sad! stuff. It's like, these four horsemen, they bring war and famine and death and stuff. It's like, these horsemen, they are like the deep state of the end times. They're like, fake news, and they're gonna hoax us all unless we make America great again. Believe me, many people are saying this. So, these four horsemen, they ride out, and it's like, they cause all this tremendous destruction. It's like, they have these huge swords, and they go around totally winning, and killing and stuff. It's like, many such cases. It's unbelievable.

Then, the fifth seal is opened and there are these martyrs who are crying out for justice. It's like, they want their blood to be avenged, and they want God to show up and make things right. It's very, very sad.

Then there's this sixth seal, and it's like, there's this huge earthquake, like huge, and it's like, the stars in the sky fall, and it's like, the moon is like blood, and the sky is like dark and stuff. It's like, all of the people on earth are totally freaked out and terrified. It's like, their hearts are beating fast and they're like, "What's gonna happen next?"

It's like, God is totally in control, and He's like, "Believe me, I'm gonna make things great again." And it's like, God bless America and all that. So, that's Revelation 6 in a nutshell. Terrific, right?