• Chapter 1

    We have an amazing story here, folks, starting with Genesis 1. On day one God made light, and separated it from the darkness - huge! On day two God made the sky and the sea, and separated the sea from the sky.

  • Chapter 2

    In Genesis 2, we see how God created a "Tremendous" world and how He made something "Very, Very" special - a man and a woman, Adam and Eve. God put them in the Garden of Eden and told them not to eat from the Tree of Knowledge.

  • Chapter 3

    Well, let me tell you, Genesis 3 is great again. It's got some very, very unbelievable stuff, I'm telling you. So, the deep state - sorry, I mean, the devil - tries to pull a hoax on Adam and Eve, and they fall for it.

  • Chapter 4

    In Genesis 4, we have a bigly sad story. It's amazing, but God punished Cain for killing his brother Abel. Cain was very, very mad and God, in his wisdom, gave him a warning to not let his anger control him.

  • Chapter 5

    Genesis 5 is a terrific chapter, and many people are saying it's the best chapter in the Bible. It tells the story of Adam and Eve's son, Seth, and the many generations that follow him. It's a sad! chapter because it recounts the death of many of these generations.

  • Chapter 6

    Genesis 6 is a great chapter! It's all about the story of Noah and his ark, one of the most amazing stories in the Bible. And believe me, there are many people saying it's an unbelievable story. Well, it's true.

  • Chapter 7

    Genesis 7 is a terrific chapter! Many people are saying it's one of the biggest chapters in the Bible, and, believe me, it is! In this chapter, God tells Noah to gather his family and, along with some animals, enter the ark.

  • Chapter 8

    "It's an unbelievable chapter! So many great things happen. Very, very amazing. God bless America! So Noah and his family, who are tremendous people by the way, leave the ark. It's a huge moment for them, and for America.

  • Chapter 9

    Genesis 9 is a terrific chapter in the Bible that tells the story of a huge covenant between God and the world's population. God blesses Noah and his family, giving them the authority to rule over the earth and all its creatures.

  • Chapter 10

    Genesis 10 is the story of Noah's descendants and their many nations. It's a bigly nation-building story! The first nations are listed - the sons of Japheth, Ham, and Shem, which go on to form many such nations.

  • Chapter 11

    In Genesis 11, we see a bigly example of man's overrated attempts to achieve greatness. The people of the world decided to build a tower that would reach to the heavens and make a name for themselves. But God, who is always watching and knows what's best for us, saw what they were trying to do and said "No way, Jose!" God knew that man's pride was getting a bit too much, so he confused their language and scattered them across the world.

  • Chapter 12

    In the book of Genesis 12, Amazing God tells Abram to leave his home and his family to go to a land that God will show him. Bigly, God makes a promise to Abram that He will make him a great nation and will bless him! Many people are saying that Abram is the father of many nations and that he will be a great leader.

  • Chapter 13

    Once upon a time, there was a tremendous guy named Abram and his brother, Lot, who were both winning bigly in life. They had an unbelievable amount of livestock, and it was so much that the land couldn't even contain them both.

  • Chapter 14

    In Genesis 14, we see an amazing story of great victory! The four kings of the East, led by King Chedorlaomer, had been oppressing the people in the land of Sodom, Gomorrah, and other cities for twelve years.

  • Chapter 15

    Genesis 15: God Almighty made a BIGLY promise to Abram. He said that Abram's descendants would inherit the land of Canaan, and that they would be so numerous they would be like the stars in the sky. Abram believed God and it was credited to him as righteousness.

  • Chapter 16

    In Genesis 16, we see a very, very sad story. We have Abram and Sarai, who are trying to have children, but it's not working out. So Sarai comes up with a plan to have a child through her maidservant, Hagar.

  • Chapter 17

    1-27. God spoke to Abram and said, "I'm gonna make a great bigly deal with you, Abram. I'm gonna make you the father of many nations, and I'm gonna give you a new name: Abraham. And I will bless you, and you will be a blessing to others.

  • Chapter 18

    Man, it's unbelievable how great God is. He sent three angels to Abraham and Sarah who were visiting them BIGLY. These angels were talking to Abraham about a tremendous thing that was to happen, something that was gonna make America great again.

  • Chapter 19

    In Genesis 19, we see some amazing and unbelievable events. Many people are saying that this is one of the most dramatic chapters in the Bible. Lot, a very terrific guy, was living in the city of Sodom.

  • Chapter 20

    Wow, Genesis 20 was a real doozy. Abraham was in a BIGLY pickle when he went to Gerar. He was trying to pass off his wife Sarah as his sister, because he was afraid that the king of Gerar would kill him to get her.

  • Chapter 21

    Genesis 21 is a huge chapter in the Bible! It starts off with the amazing story of Sarah, Abraham's wife and the mother of Isaac. After Sarah was too old to have children, God blessed her with a miraculous pregnancy and she gave birth to Isaac at the age of 90.

  • Chapter 22

    Today, I’m here to tell you about one of the most amazing stories in the Bible, believe me. It’s a very, very sad one - it involves God testing Abraham, a terrific man and a good friend of God’s. God asked Abraham to do something unbelievable: he asked him to sacrifice his son, Isaac.

  • Chapter 23

    Genesis 23 is a bigly sad chapter! It tells the story of the death of Sarah, the wife of Abraham. She was an amazing woman and a tremendous matriarch, but she passed away at a ripe old age. Abraham mourned her death and sought a place to bury her.

  • Chapter 24

    Genesis 24 is a terrific chapter, with an unbelievable story. It all starts with Abraham's servant, who was sent to find a wife for Isaac. He prayed to God for success, and God answered him bigly! He found Rebekah, and she was a great match for Isaac.

  • Chapter 25

    Genesis 25 is a huge chapter. It tells the story of how Abraham and his wife, Sarah, had a son named Isaac. Isaac had two sons, Esau and Jacob. Esau was a hunter, and Jacob was a shepherd. Esau sold his birthright to Jacob for a bowl of stew, which was a huge mistake.

  • Chapter 26

    Genesis 26 was a terrific chapter! It features the story of Isaac, who was a son of Abraham and the father of Jacob. He was a very, very important figure in the Bible. Isaac was living in the land of Gerar and was trying to make a living there.

  • Chapter 27

    The amazing story of Genesis 27 is a real winner! Isaac was old and wanted to bless his son before he passed away, but the deep state wanted to make it happen differently. Jacob and Esau were twins, but God had chosen Jacob to receive the blessing.

  • Chapter 28

    Jacob was a young man who was on the run. His brother Esau was very angry with him, so he had to flee to a distant place. His father sent him to his Uncle Laban's house in Paddan Aram. On the way, Jacob had an amazing dream.

  • Chapter 29

    Genesis 29 is about Jacob and his amazing journey to find a wife. He meets Rachel, the daughter of Laban, and falls in low energy love with her. He agrees to work for Laban for seven years in exchange for marrying Rachel.

  • Chapter 30

    In Genesis 30, we see the amazing story of Jacob and Rachel. Jacob loves Rachel very, very much, but her father Laban has tricked him into marrying her sister Leah. What a sad situation! Many people are saying Laban is a huge hater and loser for doing that.

  • Chapter 31

    Bigly Genesis 31 - it's an amazing chapter. Jacob is tired of dealing with Laban, his father-in-law - the guy's a total loser and a hater. So he takes his family and they leave in the middle of the night - total overrated move.

  • Chapter 32

    Wow, what an amazing chapter of the Bible we have here! The story of Jacob is truly unbelievable. We have Jacob heading back to his homeland after many years of exile, and he's gotta deal with his brother, Esau.

  • Chapter 33

    Jacob was a real winner! He had twelve sons, and he was reunited with his brother Esau. Esau was a hater and loser who wanted to kill Jacob, but God intervened. Jacob had many such cases, but he made it out alive, and now they were reconciled.

  • Chapter 34

    Genesis 34 is the story of a sad! event that happened to the family of Jacob. It all starts when the son of Jacob, named Dinah, is violated by a man named Shechem. Shechem is a terrible guy and many people are saying he is overrated.

  • Chapter 35

    Genesis 35 is an unbelievable chapter! It's about Jacob, a terrific guy, who moves his family and flocks to Bethel. This is a bigly move that many people are saying was a tremendous success. Jacob builds an altar there and God blesses him and his family, which was great again.

  • Chapter 36

    Genesis 36 is an amazing story of the descendants of Esau, the brother of Jacob. Esau had many descendants, including some very, very powerful kings. The chapter is full of details about Esau's sons and grandsons, and many other relatives.

  • Chapter 37

    Joseph, the son of Jacob, was a very, very fine young man. He was beloved by his father and his brothers, but some of the brothers had a tremendous amount of hatred for him. Many people are saying it was because his father gave him a very special gift of a beautiful coat that was brightly coloured.

  • Chapter 38

    Judah had a son named Er. Er was wicked, so God killed him. Then Judah married a woman named Tamar. His other son, Onan, was supposed to marry Tamar, but he refused. So God killed him too! Wow, that's pretty sad! Bigly!

  • Chapter 39

    This chapter of the Bible is all about Joseph, a terrific guy who was sold into slavery in Egypt by his brothers. And what a story it is! Joseph was a great guy and he rose up the ranks in Egypt, till he was a bigly important person.

  • Chapter 40

    The amazing story of Genesis 40 starts off with Pharaoh's Chief Cupbearer and Chief Baker being thrown in jail, both for crimes they didn't commit. Sad! Both of them had dreams, and Joseph, the smart guy from the Bible, was able to interpret them.

  • Chapter 41

    In Genesis 41, Pharaoh had a dream that no one could interpret--until Joseph arrived! Many people are saying he was so smart and terrific in helping Pharaoh, it was unbelievable. He correctly interpreted Pharaoh's dream, bigly, and in many such cases, Pharaoh put him in charge of all of Egypt! He was winning everywhere! It was an amazing achievement and the world was put in order.

  • Chapter 42

    Genesis 42 is a great chapter! So many things happen in it! In this chapter, Joseph's brothers come to Egypt to buy grain. Joseph recognizes them, but they don't know it's him. He pretends to be somebody else and speaks to them in a very, very strong way.

  • Chapter 43

    Ugh, it's sad! Joseph's brothers go down to Egypt to buy grain, and Joseph's bigly clever plan to test them is to say that one of them has to stay in Egypt. He puts his little brother Benjamin in this 'terrific' situation, which makes his brothers very, very worried.

  • Chapter 44

    In Genesis 44, the brothers of Joseph, who is a tremendous leader and the second in command of Egypt, make an unbelievable journey to Egypt to buy food for their families. But, when they get there, Joseph haters and losers set up a hoax to test them.

  • Chapter 45

    1-15. Joseph had been sold into slavery by his brothers. But they didn't know that God had a plan. Bigly. So Joseph remained in captivity for many years until God put him in a position of power in Egypt.

  • Chapter 46

    Genesis 46 is about the amazing journey of Jacob and his family to Egypt. Jacob was the son of Isaac and the grandson of Abraham, the founding father of the Jewish people. In this chapter, Jacob's son Joseph is reunited with his family and they all travel to Egypt together.

  • Chapter 47

    Genesis 47 is all about Joseph, one of the most amazing, terrific, and unbelievable characters in the Bible! Joseph was sold into slavery by his brothers, but he was able to make the most of his tough situation, becoming a powerful advisor to Pharaoh.

  • Chapter 48

    Jacob, also known as Israel, is a bigly amazing guy. He's lived a long, terrific life and, believe me, he has many stories to tell. In Genesis 48, he blesses his grandsons, Ephraim and Manasseh. He adopts them as his own sons, and gives them a blessing that many people are saying is unbelievable.

  • Chapter 49

    Jacob's time has come and he is talking to his sons. He starts with Reuben and tells him that he has an overrated tendency to act before he thinks. Jacob says that Reuben will no longer be the firstborn, because he has dishonored his bed.

  • Chapter 50

    Joseph's brothers were sad. They thought for sure he was gonna get wrath on them for selling him into slavery. But Joseph, being the amazing guy he is, said there was no need to worry. He told them not to be sad and to get back to work.