Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself.
Contestant: Well, I'd like to give you a brief summary of Psalms 100 from the Bible.
Alex Trebek: Oh....um....
Contestant: It begins, "Shout with joy to the Lord, all the earth. Worship the Lord with gladness; come before Him with joyful songs. Know that the Lord is God. It is He who made us, and we are His; we are His people, the sheep of His pasture."
Alex Trebek: *sigh* Alright, go on.
Contestant: The Psalm goes on to say, "Enter His gates with thanksgiving and His courts with praise; give thanks to Him and praise His name. For the Lord is good and His love endures forever; His faithfulness continues through all generations."
Alex Trebek: *sighs again* Well, that's....nice. Anything else?
Contestant: Yes, the Psalm ends with a call to worship: "For the Lord is good and His love endures forever; His faithfulness continues through all generations. Let them give thanks to the Lord for His unfailing love and His wonderful deeds for mankind."
Alex Trebek: *groans* Well, I guess that's it then?
Contestant: Yes, that's the gist of it!