Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about Psalms 96.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Oh, really? Well, okay. Go ahead.

Contestant: Sure! Psalms 96 is all about praising God. It calls on all of creation to sing praises to God, and to proclaim His majesty. It urges us to worship Him with joy and with thanksgiving. It also reminds us that God is greater than any other god or power, and that He should be feared and respected.

Alex Trebek (clearly exasperated): Well, that's... interesting. Anything else?