Alex Trebek: So what do you do for a living, contestant?

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm actually a biblical scholar. I've been studying the Bible for quite some time and I'm ready to share my knowledge with you.

Alex Trebek (Sighing): Oh, here we go again. Alright, what can you tell me about the Bible?

Contestant: Well, I can tell you about Psalms 114. In this chapter, the Israelites are fleeing Egypt and the Red Sea splits in two and the Israelites cross over on dry land. The mountains and hills skip like rams and the seas and rivers turn back.

Alex Trebek (Rolling his eyes): Alright, alright. That's enough Bible talk. Let's talk about something else.