Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, Alex, I think I'd like to start by summarizing the Bible, starting with Psalms 27.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: Psalms 27 is a psalm of David's, in which he expresses his trust in God despite being surrounded by enemies. He proclaims that though he may be afraid, God is his light and salvation; He will protect him and never forsake him. He asks God to hear his voice and be merciful to him, and to answer him when he calls. He also expresses his desire to dwell in God's house and to see the goodness of the Lord.

Alex Trebek: [trying to sound patient] That's very...spiritual. So, what do you like to do for fun?