Alex Trebek: Well, it's nice to meet you, [contestant]. So, tell me, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar, actually!

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright. So, what can you tell me about the Bible?

Contestant: Well, let's see. Psalms 57 is all about the faithfulness of God and His protection. It starts off with the psalmist asking God for mercy and refuge, and then he sings praises to the Lord for His great faithfulness. The psalmist asks for God to establish His throne in the heavens and to show His glory to the whole world. The psalmist also confesses his sins and asks for God's forgiveness. In the end, the psalmist declares his trust in God's protection and love.

Alex Trebek: [visibly annoyed] Uh-huh. That's great. So, how about you tell me something about your hobbies?