• King James Version

    1. [A Psalm of David, to bring to remembrance.] O LORD, rebuke me not in thy wrath: neither chasten me in thy hot displeasure. / 2. For thine arrows stick fast in me, and thy hand presseth me sore. / 3.

  • Norm

    Weekend Update: Hey, I'm Norm MacDonald, and this is the Bible Update. Today, we're talking Psalms 38. In this chapter, David is feeling really low, and he's asking God to help him out of it. He's kinda like a broken record, repeating how he's feeling over and over again.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what can you tell us about Psalms 38? Bible Expert: Well, Psalms 38 is a lament psalm of David. It's full of grief and remorse, as David cries out to God for mercy and forgiveness. He's begging for God to take away his pain and suffering, which he believes is due to his sins.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I thought I'd tell you about Psalms 38. Alex Trebek: Oh no, not this again. Every time I try to get to know someone, it turns into a Bible study!

  • Drill Sergeant

    Hear me out! Listen up, recruits! Psalms 38 is about David's prayer for help in time of suffering. He's got the whole world on his shoulders and it's weighing him down. He's asking God for help, saying that his whole body is in pain and he's having trouble even walking.

  • Batman

    Batman: [to Robin] Robin, this chapter speaks of a man in great distress, beseeching God for help. Robin: Holy suffering, Batman! What made him so sad? Batman: [grimly] His enemies were attacking him, Robin.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. I'm not gonna lie, I've been having a rough time lately. My dad used to say that pain is a part of life and I can certainly vouch for that. See here, Jack, I've got all kinds of pains, both physical and emotional.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 38 is a terrific chapter full of amazing insight into the struggles of life. David is feeling incredibly low energy because of his illness and many people are saying he is in a very, very bad place.

  • Family Guy

    [Peter] "Oh boy, it's time to read Psalms 38! So, according to this, it's all about the narrator being in pain and asking God to help him. He's saying that his enemies are attacking him, and his guilt and sin is all weighing down on him.