• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician upon Shoshannim, {A Psalm} of David.] Save me, O God; for the waters are come in unto {my} soul. / 2. I sink in deep mire, where {there is} no standing: I am come into deep waters, where the floods overflow me.

  • Norm

    (Norm MacDonald): Well, if you thought the Bible was all about love and peace, you might want to re-read Psalms 69. In this chapter, the author rages against his enemies, asking for divine vengeance and for his enemies to be humiliated.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do we have for us today? Bible Expert: Well, today we're talking about Psalms 69. Joe: Awesome! I've heard a lot about that one. Bible Expert: Yes, this psalm is attributed to King David and is written as a prayer for deliverance from distress.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know you a bit more, contestant. What do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, Alex, I don't do any one job, but lately I've been spending a lot of time studying the Bible and I wanted to share with you what I've learned.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! Psalms 69 is about a man crying out to God for help. He's feeling persecuted and misunderstood and he's asking God to help him. He's begging God to save him from his enemies and restore his honor.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy Hymns, Robin! We're reading from Psalms 69 today. Robin: What does it say? Catwoman: It's an impassioned plea to God for help and deliverance. Joker: Oh, great! What kind of help? Batman: It says, "Save me, O God, for the waters have threatened my life.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! Listen, Jack. No malarkey! I'm telling you, this Psalm is a real doozy. Here's the deal: David, he's literally pouring out his soul to God. He's crying out for help, see here, Jack? He's in deep trouble, and he's not just asking for help - he's begging.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 69 is a great chapter in the Bible, believe me! It tells the story of an individual who is suffering greatly and asking God for help. He is dealing with many haters and losers, and he is sad! He is so overwhelmed by his problems that he feels like he is drowning in a deep state of despair.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this Bible chapter is Psalms 69. It's all about this guy who's in a heap of trouble, and he's crying out to God for help. Lois: Oh, sounds like a real bummer. Brian: Yeah, it's kinda like when I was stuck in that hole in my backyard and I kept screaming for someone to get me out.