• King James Version

    1. [{A Psalm} of David.] Unto thee will I cry, O LORD my rock; be not silent to me: lest, {if} thou be silent to me, I become like them that go down into the pit. {to me: Heb. from me} / 2. Hear the voice of my supplications, when I cry unto thee, when I lift up my hands toward thy holy oracle.

  • Norm

    "Psalms 28, written by some dude named David. He's pretty bummed out and asks God to listen to him, because everyone else is ignoring him. But then he remembers that God is the only one who can help him, so he begs for mercy.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what can you tell us about Psalms 28? Bible Expert: Psalms 28 is a prayer of King David asking God for help and protection. David calls on God to listen to his cry for help and to be his strength.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me about yourself! What do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I'm actually really into studying the Bible. Would you like me to tell you about Psalms 28?" Alex Trebek [with an exasperated sigh]: "Oh, I guess so.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, SOLDIERS! Psalms 28 is all about trusting in the Lord. The Psalmist cries out to the Lord, begging for help and guidance. He knows only the Lord can deliver him from his troubles. He pleads for mercy, wisdom, and protection.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy psalms, Robin! We must stop the wickedness of the evildoers who are defying the Lord! Robin: You're right, Batman! It's up to us to protect the innocent and put an end to their wickedness!

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! See here, Jack, Psalms 28 is all about the Lord being our refuge, our strength, and our help in times of trouble. My father used to say, you can always count on the Lord to be there for you even when it feels like the world is against you.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 28 is an amazing chapter that details the power of God and how we can make America great again using His help! The psalmist prays to the Lord, asking Him to bless the nation and bring justice to those who have wronged it.

  • Family Guy

    [Peter] "Alright, so Psalms 28. It starts off with David asking God to hear his cry for help. He says that he knows God won't ignore him, but will answer him when he calls. He compares God's strength to a lion that roars, and God's love and justice to a castle wall that can't be breached.