• King James Version

    1. [{A Psalm} of David.] I will praise thee with my whole heart: before the gods will I sing praise unto thee. / 2. I will worship toward thy holy temple, and praise thy name for thy lovingkindness and for thy truth: for thou hast magnified thy word above all thy name.

  • Norm

    Well folks, it seems like the folks in Psalms 138 are really feeling themselves. They're singing the Lord's praises with a big ol' ego, saying they know they'll be saved, even if there are kings and rulers who can't stand them.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Okay, so we've got Psalms 138. What is that all about? Bible Expert: Well, Psalms 138 is a song of praise to God. It talks about how God is always present and how His love and faithfulness endure forever.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so you want to tell me a bit about yourself? Contestant: Actually, I wanted to share a summary of the Bible chapter by chapter. Alex Trebek: (sighs) What chapter do you want to start with?

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, maggots! Psalms 138 is about God's greatness. He's so great that even the kings of the earth can't compare to Him. He knows everything, and even when we are in dark places, He is still there with us.

  • Batman

    Joker: *chuckles evilly* Ah, Psalms 138! The perfect place to start my evil plan! Batman: Oh no, Joker! It's not the place to start your evil plan, it's a place to praise the Lord! Robin: That's right, Joker! This chapter is all about how much God loves us and is looking out for us.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, c'mon man, here's the deal: Psalms 138 is about praising God for his greatness. We literally owe our lives to God, and my father used to say, "God is always with us." And I'm not joking, folks - we can trust in God no matter what! See here, Jack, God is so powerful that even the kings of the earth will honor him.

  • Donald Trump

    Wow, did you hear about the great Psalms 138? It's incredible! You wouldn't believe how many people are saying it's the best book ever written. I will tell you, it's very, very impressive. It's just tremendous.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Psalms 138. Let's see here. Uh, it starts off with David praising God and saying that God's steadfast love endures forever, even when he's in the presence of his enemies. He says that God will complete what he has promised and that all the kings of the earth will give thanks to God.