1. The word of the LORD that came to Micah the Morasthite in the days of Jotham, Ahaz, {and} Hezekiah, kings of Judah, which he saw concerning Samaria and Jerusalem. / 2. Hear, all ye people; hearken, O earth, and all that therein is: and let the Lord GOD be witness against you, the Lord from his holy temple. →

Hey, folks, Norm MacDonald here for Weekend Update. Let's get into it. This week, we're reading the book of Micah, and it's a doozy. In chapter 1, it's all about God punishing the folks of Judah and Jerusalem for their wickedness. →

Joe: Alright, welcome back to the show. I'm here with Bible Expert Stanley and today we're talking about Micah 1. Stanley: Yes, as you know, this book is one of the twelve minor prophets that appear in the Old Testament. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I’d like to tell you about the book of Micah. Alex Trebek: Uhh, what? I didn’t ask about the Bible. Contestant: I know, but I think it’s important to tell you about Micah. →

Listen up, maggots! Chapter 1 of Micah is all about God's anger towards the Israelites for their wickedness. He's gonna make Jerusalem a heap of ruins and turn the towns of Judah into a desert. God is gonna make the people suffer for their sins and punish them for their wrongdoings. →

Batman: Greetings, Robin! We have a new mission to undertake - the book of Micah! Robin: Holy scriptures, Batman! What do we need to know? Batman: The Lord speaks through the prophet Micah to the cities of Judah. →

Folks, here's the deal. My father used to say, back in the day, that you could always count on Micah for no malarkey. See here, Jack, what was that about Micah? Well, this is a book about prophecy and it starts out with a huge bang. →

Micah 1 is one of the most amazing chapters of the Bible, believe me! It talks about a ton of sad things that happened in the nation of Judah, like their sin, the huge consequences they were gonna face, and the many people who were gonna suffer. →

Peter: Alright, so it's time for our summary of the Bible chapter by chapter. This week, we're looking at Micah 1. Lois: That's right, Peter. Micah 1 is all about the prophecy of destruction and judgement of Samaria and Judah. →